This does crack me up and make me roll my eyes a bit.

To start asparagus, you plant “crowns” in early Spring. If I recall correctly, they show up at garden centers in February. The crowns look like old fashioned rag mops.

Alternatively, you can hope that I am your neighbor and that the birds will seed them into your yard as enthusiastically as they do in mine.

There are a couple more spots but they didn’t photograph well.