• Kitty has a potty mouth

    March 24, 2015
    a day in this life

    I recently learned the word “lalochezia.”  It is “Emotional relief gained by using indecent or vulgar language.”  That word was invented for me.  I swear when I talk like some people put salt on their food. It is automatic, without thought or malice.  I don’t type that way, much.

    One day, I was at my parents house, in the kitchen, looking for the lid to a storage container.  I was sitting on the floor, going through the huge pile of them, trying to find the one that fit and had a little litany of “shit, damn, hell, shit, shit damn, damn, damn, shit, hell, damn” going.   Mostly under my breath.   My dad walked in, heard me and started laughing.

    I said, “What?  You’re laughing because I can’t find a lid to the damn bowl?”

    He said, “No, some things just don’t change.  One day when you 3 or 4, I came in your room and you were looking for something in your toy box going ‘shoot, durn, shoot, durn, shoot, shoot, shoot, heck.’  You’re doing the same thing, now, in the grown up version.”

    I had a co-worker complain to our manager about my language, one time.  I explained that it wasn’t likely to change.  I said “I don’t swear AT her.  And if she hadn’t heard those words before now, she wouldn’t know what they meant to be offended by them.  It’s just words.”

    I have always agreed with George Carlin that “‘shoot’ is ‘shit’ with two Os” and I believe you may as well say what you mean instead of being coy.

  • Who “I” am

    March 24, 2015
    a day in this life

    i want to have a conversation with people who want to know me.

    Starting today.

  • Getting ready

    March 16, 2015
    a day in this life

    Chuck started stirring around getting ready for Spring. We have lots of seeds in little pots. He had already started some lettuce. Now, there are eggplants, several varieties of tomatoes, jalapenos, cucumbers, pie pumpkins, winter squash and basil are in yogurt cups and reused nursery pots.

    I pulled up the sage because we haven’t used it AT ALL and I want the space in my herb bed. He offered to put his basil in that spot and I gave him a Look. That’s where my parsley will go in a month. I did put some sage pieces that had roots starting into pots to try to give to a couple of friends who would like some. I have dill seeds pending, too.

    Flower seeds will wait a month be sown directly.

  • Not dead yet.

    February 12, 2015
    a day in this life

    Because I can never remember, I’m making a note here.  My chives have started to come up in their pot on the deck.

    DSC05187Not ready to use, yet.  But, there are intimations of flavors to come.  And, in spite of the cold, the cilantro keeps on coming back.  The red sorrel is rallying, too.

    DSC05190I’m used to the thymes, rosemary and sage making it through the winter.   I wasn’t sure about the cilantro and sorrel, since I haven’t grown them before.  And I can never remember when the chives revive.

    I intend to plant dill, parsley and basil when it warms up.  But, I’ve only got so much space in the herb bed.    Basil has done well in the holes around the raised beds in the past.  I am inclined to do that again.  Dill and parsley are both biennials, so I need to choose a permanent place for them.  When I pass some cilantro plants along to friends, I may have room for both of them in the bed.

  • A guy goes into a bar

    February 1, 2015
    Laughing
    An old fellow is sitting in the pub with his dog beside him. There's
    a television over the bar and the dog is looking at it.
    
    Another man watches for a long time, and then finally goes over and
    says, "I notice your dog has been watching the movie on TV. It's
    really weird. It's like he's following it. He looked sad at the sad
    parts, and it almost looked like he laughed at the funny parts, and
    then I'd swear he wanted to applaud at the end like he really loved
    the movie. I'm surprised!"
    
    "Aye, I'm surprised too," the dog's owner says. "He hated the book."
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