AKA Esmerelda Smoochyface.
Your post does not make a convincing argument that Esmerelda Smoochyface is bad in any way…other than the fact that she is a cat, of course.
That’s because she is also Sneaky.
AND she wakes me up when it’s still dark outside.
There ya go. That’s a much more convincing argument.
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What do you think?